Too close to the truth to be funny...
But, on the Beyonce topic, I don't think I had ever heard her sing a single song prior to the Super Bowl halftime show and.... now I hope I never hear her sing another. Good god. She is/was awful. At one point I commented: "maybe she has a cold or something." And as bad as her voice is, the songs she chooses to sing? Good god. She's supposed to be like a pop singer or something and there aren't even any hooks in there.
I'm not quick to criticize pop singers because, like, I'm not their target audience by any stretch of the imagination. But, I've heard plenty of other pop singers belt out absolute swill that is at least catchy. This one, she can't sing and she can't even pick halfway decent songs.
The wife says the only thing that is important is that the chick singer be hot. Um. Sorry. Strike three lady.